Sunday, 12 February 2012

Pick Two


Lets not be noble now, 
be completely honest!



images pinched from the hilarious doghouse diaries
 The choices my heart would want to make would be: 1) my soul and 2) the job I love.

Now my Head would choose: 
1) my soul- If the Simpsons has taught me anything, it's that selling my soul will result in me being lonely in a boat whilst everyone else rows to fun island whilst I'm stranded on a crappy island by myself.  No way I'm giving up my soul for no one!!

2) Probably a job that make lots of money.  Might sound like I'm selling out if ideally I'd want to do a job that I love forever, but like I said above, I'm just being completely honest!  With all the extra cash monies, I could cheer myself up from my soul-destroying, un-fulfilling job by spending it on extravagant holidays and BUYING MYSELF A YACHT!!! I really want a yacht.  (Isn't 'yacht' a funny word? why not just spell it yot, instead of yacht!?!)  
Now this one I pondered on for a lot longer than the one above.  My heart would tell me to pick: 1) Intelligent and 2) emotionally stable.

My head on the other hand would choose:
1) Intelligent- Simply because I find intelligence to be an attractive quality in a person.  There have been times when I've met someone and thought 'wowsers, he's fit' but after getting to know them and finding out that they think Africa is a country, I think 'wowsers, he's thick' and stop fancying him.  

2) Emotionally Stable- there's not point being good looking and crazy.  Good looking + Crazy= one night stand.  Never gunna find a poor chappy to trick into being my husband if I'm not emotionally stable enough to concentrate and focus on my master 'husband getting' plan. (Don't panic lads, I have no interest in finding a spouse yet.  Your gender is safe for another day).

Also, If you're intelligent, but not emotionally stable, people are just gunna think all the clever shit you say is some dramatic, made up story you keep saying to make yourself feel better (I mean, look at that mofo Einstein, and his crazy 'theory of relativity', pshhh, like anyone actually  believes that!)

Which two would you pick?  
Be honest!
xo  

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22 comments:

  1. Anonymous12 February 2012 at 19:41

    For the first - 1) My soul 2) A job I love
    Money means nothing to me.

    For the second - 1) Intelligence 2) Good looks
    I don't think I could cope with being emotionally stable.

    Also, Einstein is a legend. Don't diss.

    GM x

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    1. The Arch Beast12 February 2012 at 21:10

      Yeah... Einstein my dude... don't diss him... Question 1 would be my soul and a job I love - the money will come later! Question 2 would be intelligence (by far) and emotionally stable - one has to be just in case... You can be the most fit good looking person on Earth, but thats no use if you have a black heart now is it???

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    2. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:21

      Sorry, didn't mean to offend the 'I heart Einstein' club! But lets face it, guy plagiarised most of his work.....FROM ME!!!

      Ok, I'll stop this whole Einstein's crazy thing now. xx

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  2. esbboston12 February 2012 at 20:08

    It would be cool to name youR veRy laRge boat "My Yot".

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    1. esbboston13 February 2012 at 22:25

      I think yot is Turkish for iodine.

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    2. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:22

      One day I will have a Yacht, and I will call it 'My Yot'. You will be invited to have a drink on 'My Yot' :D

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  3. Shockgrubz13 February 2012 at 04:17

    I'm not sure what I would choose, but I know I'd have fun no matter what choices I made!

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    1. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:23

      Aww, that positive answer makes me feel all shallow and pretentious now.

      OH WELL.
      :P

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  4. DWei13 February 2012 at 07:23

    Job I love and money.

    Intelligent and good looks. I can fix the instability with drugs.

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    1. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:24

      I like your logic about the drugs, I mean, what bad could possibly come from drugs!?!
      They're like edible rainbows.

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  5. Flower Power13 February 2012 at 07:59

    no 1) I pick my soul & the job I love....money never buys you happiness but inner peace & job satisfaction makes u truly happy!
    no 2) intelligent & emotionally stable.....good looks fade over time even though the person can b easy on the eye 2 start off with but intelligence & emotional stability allows u to build a solid foundation & have good meaningful, intellectual conversation over dinner & through your lifetime! actually I find sense of humour is an essential quality in an individual also (although I've drifted off the point!!!) mmmmmm very interesting!

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    1. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:24

      Don't worry arkid, I drift off the point often enough :D

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  6. snowwhite13 February 2012 at 09:28

    1) at first soul, then job which makes lots of money. So, I can do what I want to do. Bu it depends on what kind of job it is.
    2) I agree with you 100 percent!!
    It is a lot of fun to think about which I choose honestly!!
    keiko

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    1. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:25

      It is quite fun isn't it! I love looking at everyone's different answers, as the fun in this is that there is no right or wrong answer, it's completely up to you :)

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  7. Copyboy14 February 2012 at 01:46

    YACHT trumps everything!

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  8. Sujana14 February 2012 at 19:10

    The first one: Job I love and soul since I have a very strong guilty conscious.


    Second is definitely harder! I'd say intelligent (This is a MUST!) and good looking (I'm sure my answer would change as I mature more lol).

    This got me thinking :D

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    1. Aysh14 February 2012 at 20:26

      Yaay, I appreciate everyones diff answers. It's fun to see what others would choose :D

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  9. Jimmy Fungus15 February 2012 at 20:18

    The first one: 1.) my soul, 2.) job I love... Though I guess if you had a job that made lots of money, you could just save up your cash and quit after a few years, hehe.

    The second one...well the trouble is if you are intelligent, and emotionally stable...then you will just be smart and sane enough to be depressed about how ugly you are. Like Lisa Simpson points out, ""Happiness is inversely proportional to intelligence."

    P.S. Actually, I really am a fan of Rebecca Black, as odd as that may be.

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    1. Aysh16 February 2012 at 14:27

      Ahhh, I never thought about the second one like that, interesting!
      Whoop whoop RB fan clubbbb

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  10. Michael Patrick McKinley19 February 2012 at 02:29

    Aysh!
    So funny, and SO true! Just spent some time enjoying your blog. VERY nice. I also wanted to let you know that my comments got spammed yesterday. I didn't even know such a thing could happen! Anyway while 'cleaning up' I accidentally deleted The Loving Story post you had commented on and had to rebuild and re-post it, and so your comment is gone- ;(

    Hope all is well in Manchester, Michael

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    1. Aysh20 February 2012 at 14:20

      Thanks for stopping by! Glad you're enjoying my blog :D
      Oh noooo that's terrible! I'll pop back on that post and re-comment :D

      Manchester is dull and gloomy as usual! Hope things are brighter in Milwaukee :)

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