Lets not be noble now,
be completely honest!
|images pinched from the hilarious doghouse diaries|
The choices my heart would want to make would be: 1) my soul and 2) the job I love.
Now my Head would choose:
1) my soul- If the Simpsons has taught me anything, it's that selling my soul will result in me being lonely in a boat whilst everyone else rows to fun island whilst I'm stranded on a crappy island by myself. No way I'm giving up my soul for no one!!
2) Probably a job that make lots of money. Might sound like I'm selling out if ideally I'd want to do a job that I love forever, but like I said above, I'm just being completely honest! With all the extra cash monies, I could cheer myself up from my soul-destroying, un-fulfilling job by spending it on extravagant holidays and BUYING MYSELF A YACHT!!! I really want a yacht. (Isn't 'yacht' a funny word? why not just spell it yot, instead of yacht!?!)
Now this one I pondered on for a lot longer than the one above. My heart would tell me to pick: 1) Intelligent and 2) emotionally stable.
My head on the other hand would choose:
1) Intelligent- Simply because I find intelligence to be an attractive quality in a person. There have been times when I've met someone and thought 'wowsers, he's fit' but after getting to know them and finding out that they think Africa is a country, I think 'wowsers, he's thick' and stop fancying him.
2) Emotionally Stable- there's not point being good looking and crazy. Good looking + Crazy= one night stand. Never gunna find a poor chappy to trick into being my husband if I'm not emotionally stable enough to concentrate and focus on my master 'husband getting' plan. (Don't panic lads, I have no interest in finding a spouse yet. Your gender is safe for another day).
Also, If you're intelligent, but not emotionally stable, people are just gunna think all the clever shit you say is some dramatic, made up story you keep saying to make yourself feel better (I mean, look at that mofo Einstein, and his crazy 'theory of relativity', pshhh, like anyone actually believes that!)
Which two would you pick?