The fair maiden, and her not so fair crack

A few days ago, I was having a little twitter catch up with my college chums Shak and Jav.
Shak admitted to being a secret follower of my blog, so HIYA MATE :D


Shak was blessed enough to sit next to me during our Chemistry classes in 2nd year.  Me, Shak and Sam (the one who's getting married next month) sat with each other, and we had a good laugh together.

I'm pretty sure I was successful in tricking Shak into believing I was good at Chemistry (I was terrible).  But anyway, having a little twitter chat reminded me of Shak's first love in life, the fair maiden, who for the sake of anonymity, we shall call pinky.

So In chemistry, we sat on stools as the desks were these high bench-desky desks, so whenever we did a practical or experiment, we could safely tuck our chairs under the desk, in case one of us massively fudged everything up and we had to run out of the room screaming, without having to worry about tripping up over stools.

As we all know, sitting on a stool is not the same as sitting on a chair.  You don;t really have the back support, so you either sit really, really straight, like you have amazing posture and have been to a refined high school where they taught you the highest manners (when really your back is just killing you from slouching too much), or you lean forward on the desk, forcing your rear to stick out in the most unflattering position.

So, unfortunately for our Shakky, directly in his line of vision sat our darling pinky, the heroine of this story.  She was a constant sloucher, as in she always leant forward onto the desk so she was slouching, and her bottom was hanging a bit off of the back of the stool.  But the best bit of this whole thing was, that the girl never wore a belt with her jeans, like, never!
SO her jeans were always just that little bit tooooooo low.  You know that kind of low that some boys do on purpose so you can see their underpanties? Like, that kind of low.
Except, she never wore high underpants!!! I dunno what kind of undies she wore, but allllll you could see was that exposed part between her lower back, and upper bum, so basically,
HER CRACK WAS ALWAYS ON DISPLAY!

I think she was notorious for this, as I'm sure i heard other people from some of her other classes talk about how comfortable she is with showing her crack to everyone.

Shak never complained about this situation.  Pinky's crack was the equivalent to what a beautiful sunset over the hills of some tranquil village would be for the likes of you et moi.

I joke! Shak will be calling me all sorts if he let me, let you, believe that he was pinky's crack admirer.  He hated that bloody view. But he must've some done something bad previously for the universe to want to repay him his karmic dues like that!

A few times, we did contemplate telling her that her bum bum was on show, but we were worried that she did know what she was doing, and she would just say 'er...yeah, and?',
or that we would embarrass her by telling her that we had become more acquainted with her arse than with her actual self, so we basically did the brave thing.....and said nothing!

so the moral of the story here is......WEAR A BELT WITH YOUR JEANS IF THEY'RE RIDING A BIT LOW!

In other news


I'm trying to sort out a little hen do for my lovely Sam, as there's not long left till she gets married! This is proving more difficult then I originally imagined as everyones so busyyy and one our college friends is leaving to do some medical placement in thailand (exciting!) at the end of june! 


But some kind of plan will fall together in the end, I hope!


I got my dress for Sams wedding back from the tailor the other day! it's superrr pretty, and if I can manage to take a semi-decent pic, I'll put it up
(I don't care if you're not really arsed about seeing it, I'm gunna do it anyway! :D)


But I'm not looking forward to the pictures on the wedding day :/
for some reason, I don't photograph well with professional photographers.  Maybe is due the the quality and clarity of their camera....you can see EVERYTHING that's wrong with my face.  I do much prefer the old school, low megapixel camera that was on one of my old nokias, that made me look absolutely amazing, as most of the picture was blurry :P

story of my life

xo